Twice the Patching, Twice the Joy

If you somehow felt under-stimulated by our monthly ritual of fixing Adobe's endless software blunders, you will absolutely love their brilliant new decision to ruin two of our Tuesdays every single month. This relentless cycle of self-inflicted misery is apparently forced upon us by frontier AI finding flaws faster than their developers can write them, starting mid-July 2026. For those of us cursed with managing Adobe products, our new survival strategy involves religiously applying these twice-monthly security updates to every advisory throwing a CVE at us. Yes, we must dutifully double our suffering just to keep the lights on.