Three Days to Save the Digital World

The visionaries at CISA have decided that three days is plenty of time for government systems to patch critical flaws, ignoring that most of us spend that long just finding the right change request form. This ambitious nonsense responds to AI models like Mythos making exploitation a matter of hours, while we are still struggling with last year's updates. Industry experts have pointed out this is technically impossible for complex environments, but since when has reality ever bothered a regulator? We protect ourselves by attempting to achieve the impossible or, more likely, just waiting for the inevitable reprimand.