The IMF Predicts AI Financial Doom

The International Monetary Fund has decided that we don't have enough to worry about, so they’ve warned of a global financial crisis fueled by AI cyber risks. This looming catastrophe affects every soul with a bank account, which is a rather large target for these sophisticated new threats. To protect ourselves, the IMF suggests international cooperation, though getting two departments to agree on a patch schedule is hard enough. It's truly heartwarming to know that the entire global economy is just one clever algorithm away from a complete and utter meltdown.