Surprise, HTTP/2 is broken again

It seems our beloved web servers, specifically NGINX, Apache HTTPD, Microsoft IIS, Envoy, and Cloudflare Pingora, are vulnerable to a remote denial-of-service exploit. Cybersecurity researchers have kindly pointed out this flaw, which ensures our servers can be knocked offline whenever someone feels like it. To protect our crumbling digital empire from this remote exploit, we must somehow address this server vulnerability, though I suspect we will just stare blankly at the screen instead.