SpaceBears want your protein bar data.

Just another Tuesday in IT, as the SpaceBears ransomware outfit threatens to dump personal and financial information stolen from Fitcrunch. This nutritional crisis leaves employees and customers wondering if their protein bar diets are now part of some cyber criminal's portfolio. Guarding our own organizations from these absurdly named extortion syndicates requires keeping offline backups and training users to not click on every suspicious link. But why bother with basic safety training when we can just watch the next company get blackmailed over their protein formulas?