Shell Donates 89 Gigabytes to Cl0p

Energy titan Shell is now having a quiet panic after Cl0p claimed eighty-nine gigabytes of corporate data via CVE-2026-12569, a lovely deserialization bug in PTC Windchill and FlexPLM. While Shell insists day-to-day operations remain miraculously untouched, the rest of us get to marvel at yet another unpatched enterprise flaw in the wild. Surviving this predictable mess requires patching unsafe deserialization flaws before extortionists arrive to help themselves.