SharePoint Broken Again, Big Surprise

Any organization running a SharePoint server is now exposed to yet another critical-severity defect that allows authenticated remote users to run whatever code they fancy. Naturally, bad actors didn't even wait for the digital ink to dry before they started actively exploiting this glorious mess. To defend ourselves from this latest administrative headache, we must urgently apply the relevant vendor security patches before our servers become public property. I would call this a surprise, but that would require me to forget the last dozen SharePoint flaws we patched.