16 April 2026 - 22:20
Category: IT Fail
Post-mortems are just funerals now
We spent an hour nodding in a room about why the server died only to watch the fix-it list vanish into the void. It is a lovely bit of theatre for the bored and the delusional.
Source: incident.io Blog
The Full Story
It seems our collective memory is shorter than a goldfish's when it comes to actually fixing things after a catastrophe. This particular failure in follow-through affects every optimistic soul who thinks a meeting constitutes progress, leaving systems as fragile as they were before the coffee went cold. To protect our remaining sanity, we might try treating action items like actual tasks rather than well-meaning suggestions that we intend to ignore until the next inevitable meltdown.