Oh look, another Node.js update day.

Developers worldwide running active Node.js deployments now get to enjoy patching heap flaws, memory bypasses, and permission bugs across all their servers. Naturally, our grand defense mechanism against this relentless churn remains the thrill of immediately deploying these latest security releases. I suppose we should pretend to be surprised that code needs updating for the third time this month, but we all know the drill by now. Go grab a tea, restart those deployments, and pretend this won't happen again next week.