No material impact, we promise!

In another stunning victory for corporate damage control, Clover Health has admitted to a data breach while quickly reassuring investors that their financial performance remains perfectly intact. This unfortunate incident affected their network, though they are still busy trying to calculate exactly how many individuals' records were exposed to the wild. To protect ourselves from being the next statistic, we are left to secure our own networks and hope insurers care as much about data as their profit margins. I suppose we should just expect our personal details to be public by default now.