Musk Finally Loses a Legal Tiff

Our dear friend Musk has successfully lost a court case because he simply could not find his way to the courthouse on time. This affecting of his ego is truly touching, though it leaves the rest of us wondering why we bother following basic procedures. To protect ourselves from this level of incompetence, one might suggest reading a clock or perhaps hiring someone who knows how to open a legal calendar, though I suspect that is far too much to ask from our betters.