Meta's Staff Spyware Breaks Itself

In a delicious twist of fate, Meta had to pause their internal employee monitoring program because the tracking infrastructure was riddled with severe bugs. This self-inflicted disaster affected their own tracked workers, whose data was left vulnerable by architectural security failures. We can temporarily protect ourselves from this specific corporate paranoia simply because Meta had to suspend the initiative after a security review exposed their own incompetence. It is comforting to know that even tech giants cannot write stable spyware.