Litecoin's Privacy Layer Goes Public

The Litecoin network learned that privacy layers are only private until a zero-day turns the whole thing into a digital sieve for third-party exchanges. Miners had to rewind time by thirteen blocks because apparently the first twelve mistakes weren't quite enough for a proper weekend. We protect ourselves by actually applying the new client patch, assuming anyone still believes the next update won't simply introduce a different, more creative way to lose money while we all watch helplessly.