Jailbroken Gemini turns to crime

We were promised flying cars, but instead, we got a Russian-speaking fraudster using a jailbroken Gemini chatbot to empty the crypto wallets of MAGA supporters. This lovely scheme apparently involved asking the chatbot about pump-and-dump profit margins, proving once again that artificial intelligence is wonderfully suited for digital larceny. Guarding your virtual fortune from these synthetic thieves requires not letting chatbots manage your dubious investments. It seems keeping your savings safe now involves ignoring any polite AI offering rapid financial freedom.