Forty Million Dollars To Audit AI Bots

Just another Tuesday in IT where a startup bags forty million dollars simply to test enterprise AI agents against rampant chaos. Businesses deploying these clever bots are evidently terrified of prompt injections, jailbreaks, and unauthorized rogue actions ruining their day. Why do we even bother deploying autonomous systems if we must immediately pay a fortune to babysit them? Staying safe from rogue synthetic helpers apparently requires subjecting every model to rigorous standard testing before it runs amok.