Fashion victim IT goes completely retro

TFG London, proud stewards of Hobbs and Whistles, found their critical systems stubbornly offline and customer orders horribly delayed thanks to a run-of-the-mill cyberattack. Shoppers and weary back-office staff bear the brunt of this digital shambles, while the only remote hope of safeguarding our own infrastructure from matching fashion disasters involves basic perimeter defences and offline contingency plans we all know nobody properly maintains.