Cisco Firewalls Need Another Patch

Just another delightfully dreary day in IT as attackers remotely crash Cisco Secure Firewall ASA and FTD devices without even needing credentials. This charm of a zero-day flaw, known as CVE-2026-20349, leaves enterprise firewall infrastructure completely paralyzed while we fetch our warm tea and brace for impact. Safeguarding our vulnerable corporate perimeters from remote denial-of-service chaos requires applying Cisco's latest patch, because leaving firewalls unpatched is apparently an unofficial company policy.