Banking App Displays Existential Dread

Mobile banking turned into a digital paperweight for thousands of users who just wanted to see their balance but were met with a void of blank dashboards. While customers were shouting into the abyss of Downdetector, the support teams were busy having no idea that their systems had actually fallen over. One avoids this particular brand of misery by assuming that digital banking is a privilege that can and will be revoked without notice or internal coordination.