Another Day, Another Corporate Break-In

Just another Tuesday in IT, as LOXONE found intruders rummaging through their corporate systems on October 18, leaving verifiably impacted individuals to await breach notices. Miraculously, their customers escaped the mess simply because someone wisely deployed decentralized, cloud-free local Miniservers instead of trusting fashionable cloud nonsense. As usual, the weary response involves isolating compromised boxes and bringing in digital forensics to point out the obvious.