AI makes our patch panic faster

Artificial intelligence has kindly stepped in to make the absolute nightmare of vulnerability management even more impossible by shrinking exploitation timelines to mere moments. This technological marvel affects exhausted security teams who must now race against automated machines that find, reproduce, and weaponize bugs faster than ever. Protecting ourselves from this hyper-speed onslaught requires us to completely rethink how we handle security before we are entirely overwhelmed. I am sure our standard strategy of panic and endless cups of lukewarm tea will solve this crisis eventually.