AI Finds Decade-Old Linux Blunder

Just another Tuesday in IT, as an AI casually uncovers a Linux vhost flaw that has silently handed out root access across nearly a decade of kernel versions. The delight impacts host virtualization setups, allowing any untrusted local guest to read and write kernel memory at will. Because no practical mitigation steps were included to protect our hosts from this nightmare, admins can only sit back and sigh into their mugs. Why do we even bother with security audits when ten-year-old catastrophic oversights are happily sitting in the wild?